My tweets

[howeird]

• Wed, 12:51: I can haz sudz!
• Wed, 16:03: Thunderbolt phone sucks battery like a Hoover.
• Wed, 16:20: Will listen to Obama when he brings *all* National Guard home where they belong.
• Wed, 21:24: Head on a swivel - so much eye candy passing through *$s tonite!
• Wed, 22:05: Joining the No Joy, Out of Luck Club.