And The Lord Shall Strike Thee Down

[howeird]

We're helping the IT guy unpack his boxes, and one of the finance gals finds a Book of Mormon in there, and starts to read, in a mocking fashion, the intro page. This page is a canned testimonial signed by the person who gave the book, and it's thick with cliché and sounds totally ridiculous to us infidels. Finance gal interrupts her reading to note that it's raining again, and jokes that God is going to strike her down with a bolt of lightning for reading it like this, and then resumes reading. Two sentences later, a HUGE thunderclap shakes the building.