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- Tue, 12:30: RT @TheOnion: 3-Day Waiting Period Leads To Far More Feasible Murder Plot http://t.co/DIXDrtAKaO http://t.co/XD5iGiQTF9
- Tue, 12:52: RT @TheOnion: The new Apple Watch allows wearers to start and stop the flow of time http://t.co/hUbnucT7ps http://t.co/o4wrqQKcSf