I would like to thank the Academy...

..for this year's Oscars farce.

Since I was going to be at a birthday party, my TiVo was set to record the 77th Academy Awards presentation. Not trusting the TiVo time listings, I set it to stop half an hour after the scheduled time, so I got it all.

As is my wont, I watched in several sessions (thanks, TiVo, for your wonderful "Resume Playback" feature) during dinner, exercise biking, and quality time on the recliner with one furry creature or another keeping me company on the arm of the chair. Finally finished last night after dinner.

( Chris Rock Rocks )

( And the Oscar goes to... )

( A word from the fashion-impaired )

( Da Muzik )

( Who Went Home with Little Gold Men )

And the winners (and nominees) are...

Vader Flakes!

Saw this in the grocery store tonight and almost fell over laughing. What were they thinking?