Weird Dream Channel

Shortest dream ever. I'm driving down the back-to-back carports at the apartment complex, and see a woman in a white van with a silver steel flatbed trailer backing out of her parking space into my path. My window is down, I yell "I have the right of way, lady!" And think to myself that a person backing up has to yield. She continues to back up until the trailer is just touching the car in the opposite carport, and I hit the trailer with a mild clunk at maybe 1/2 a mph.

The next thing I know she is maneuvering in a way which gets the trailer into the driving lane, and I keep pulling forward, trying to block her exit, the idea being to get out of my car and yell at her up close and personal while I have her blocked in. But the van/trailer turns into a white tow truck, which she gracefully backs out of the parking spot and speeds off on her way.

Which is when I wake up thinking "WTF?" How did a tow truck fit into that tiny parking spot?

Return of the Doom Beast

Fans of Gandalf, Dracula, silly cat photos and excellent storyboard writing are required to read this posting from wicked_wish