Nice try, but it isn't Britney. She drinks like a fish 24/7. She phoned last night to explain the hair do - turns out there was a message on her cell from someone at NASA's astronaut program, and she thought she was being invited.
She knew the funny things long hair does in space, so she figured on a buzz cut, so she would look more like one of those buff fighter pilot astronaut guys, but halfway through her phone rang, and it was NASA.
They told her she didn't need to cut her hair, but to get into the program she would need to take distract the press so they would forget all about the link between NASA and Anna Nicole's death.
She said we can expect to hear about the new Rehab in Space program real soon now.
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She knew the funny things long hair does in space, so she figured on a buzz cut, so she would look more like one of those buff fighter pilot astronaut guys, but halfway through her phone rang, and it was NASA.
They told her she didn't need to cut her hair, but to get into the program she would need to take distract the press so they would forget all about the link between NASA and Anna Nicole's death.
She said we can expect to hear about the new Rehab in Space program real soon now.