I thought Thunder Thighs moved out before you got married. I guess I have not been paying attention.
Now that you remind me of child wives, my first stage wife was actually when I was The Father in a synagogue musical called What Makes Pesach Different which our cantor wrote, produced and directed. I was about 8 years old, and a soprano at the time. I don't remember who played my wife, but I know there was one. The hard boiled egg was played by Spencer Kopf, who had an even better soprano voice, and went on to play Frederick in his grade school production of Pirates.
Re: Stage wives
Now that you remind me of child wives, my first stage wife was actually when I was The Father in a synagogue musical called What Makes Pesach Different which our cantor wrote, produced and directed. I was about 8 years old, and a soprano at the time. I don't remember who played my wife, but I know there was one. The hard boiled egg was played by Spencer Kopf, who had an even better soprano voice, and went on to play Frederick in his grade school production of Pirates.