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howard stateman ([personal profile] howeird) wrote2008-04-01 10:08 am
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Cheney Announces Resignation

[WASHINGTON D.C.] Vice President Dick Cheney is expected to announce his resignation at a press conference called at Blaire House tonight at 7 p.m. Eastern Time (4 p.m. Pacific). According to sources close to the Vice President who asked to remain anonymous, Cheney will cite health issues and a desire to spend more time with his family. While a search has not started for a replacement, sources said former Attorney General John Ashcroft and Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff are both on the short list. No comment has been received from the President or his staff.

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[identity profile] scendan.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT?!?!?!

Oh. Yeah. April Fools.

*sigh*

[identity profile] unseelie23.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice try

[identity profile] yourbob.livejournal.com 2008-04-01 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be too good to be true, even if it weren't today.

[identity profile] quaryn-dk.livejournal.com 2008-04-02 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
I wish! Happy belated April Fool's!
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