Coincidence?

[howeird]

For the last two days, each time I was sitting in the john at work, my cell phone rang and it was a recruiter asking me about a shit job opening. Coincidence?

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[howeird]

Is the hand of god grasping the penis of god? Or does he just pee on us at random?

I don't answer my phone in the restroom, I let the call go to voicemail. I have been known to answer people who are talking in the other stalls, mostly to reinforce the concept that they are not alone.