My tweets

[howeird]

• Thu, 22:49: This tweet is a troll.
• Thu, 22:49: Herman Cain is Joe Paterno's love child. Film at 11.
• Thu, 22:52: Who will be the 12th Doctor? Michelle Obama? Herman Cain? Eddie Murphy? Dame Judy Dench?
• Thu, 22:54: Changed my airline reservations for Conflikt so I can spend a day with my sister in Poulsbo. Why am I planning that far ahead?