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4/3 of all Americans don't understand fractions.

Nevynn says he doesn't get fractions.

He looked at your entry, screwed up his face, and muttered "Bozo."

Heh.

Theorem: A cat has nine tails.
Proof: No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails.

It figures - a married man telling us how to get more tail!

There are three kinds of actuarials - trose who can count, and those who can't.

So I have to question those claims about 9 out of 10 preferring something...

That would be:
H&R Block guarantees to find 10 out of 9 or your deductions, or we will refund 1/0th of your money back.

In the case of H&R block that is not a typo.

You'll need to question all those surveys.

What's the square root of 69?

8 something...

Two words

Alternative Minimum Tax

Signed,

Kat of Nine Tails and the Tar