For the Birthers

[howeird]

Now that I am a write-in candidate for President, it's obligatory that I publish my birth certificate. Here they are. Back in 1950, copiers gave an inverted (white on black) image, so I have included the originals as well as copies which were re-inverted for better readability. Had these been 10 years later, they would be black on white.

First the one issued at the time of my birth:


Inverted for your viewing pleasure:



Next, one re-issued in 1974 for my Peace Corps application. One of these was stapled inside my passport:



And finally, that one inverted:


There you have it. Born in the USA and more than 35 years old, certified by the NYC health department. eel free to write my name in as your choice for President.

Comments

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

I still wanna see Mitts. I've asked him (he lied when he said no one was asking). I still think he was born in Mexico. wouldn't make a damn bit of difference on his eligibility of course.

[howeird]

Oh come on now, Mitt wasn't born in Mexico, that was his grandfather. Mitt was born in a vault in Switzerland.

[lemmozine.livejournal.com]

FAKE! Those of us who know you know you were hatched. Ha ha.

[howeird]

What does it matter, as long as I was hatched in the USA? :-)

[lemmozine.livejournal.com]

That would make a great song - a mashup of Howard the Duck and Bruce Springsteen. Someone ought to write that - but darn it, I think I sold all my research material to someone a while back.

[melchar.livejournal.com]

So will you be on the ballot, or will I have to write you in?

[howeird]

You will have to write me in. Feel free to write yourself in at VP.