Weird Dream Channel

[howeird]

Apple has called me in for a screening. It is upstairs at some conference center, the logo/name of the recruiting company is printed in red multiple times in a continuous line across the top of the wall, all the way around the room. It's in a stylized script like a modernized Coca Cola font. I can't make it out, but it may say "elite".  A young man in a suit tells me my interview is tomorrow, with John Madden, in the major appliances section somewhere else. I get the impression it is a Sears store.

I am on the escalator in a department store, I find the washers and dryers and John Madden is in a white lab coat, sitting at the manager's desk, waiting for me. This is the football player aged Madden, still a redhead, in good shape. I sit down and hand him my paperwork, but he already has a copy. He asks me several computer tech questions, and I feel the interview is going well. But I tell him I am really not interested in working for Apple, I have a good job and really just came to see if it was really him.