Yes/No Answers Can Be Intriguing

[howeird]

Ripped off of scendan who snagged it from cinchntouch, among other people.

The Yes-No Meme

You can only say YES or NO! You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!

Taken a picture naked? -- yes.
Made out with a member of the same sex? -- Yes.
Danced in front of your mirror? -- No
Told a lie? -- Yes.
Gotten in a car with people you just met? -- yes.
Been in a fist fight? -- Yes.
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? -- Yes.
Been arrested? -- No.
Left your house without telling your parents? -- Yes.
Ditched school to do something more fun? -- Yes.
Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? -- No.
Seen someone die? -- No.
Kissed a picture? -- No.
Slept in until 3? -- Yes.
Lain on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? -- Yes.
Played dress up? -- Yes.
Fallen asleep at work/school? -- Yes.
Felt an earthquake? -- Yes.
Touched a snake? -- Yes.
Ran a red light? -- No.
Had detention? -- Yes.
Been in a car accident? -- Yes.
Pole danced? -- No.
Been lost? -- Yes.
Sung karaoke? -- Yes.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? -- Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? -- Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? -- Yes.
Kissed in the rain? -- Yes.
Sang in the shower? -- Yes.
Got your tongue stuck to a pole? -- No.
Ever gone to school partially naked? -- No.
Sat on a roof top? -- Yes.
Played chicken? -- No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? -- No.
Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? -- No.
Broken a bone? -- No.
Mooned/flashed someone? -- Yes.
Forgotten someone's name? -- Yes.
Slept naked? -- Yes.
Blacked out from drinking? -- No.
Played a prank on someone? -- Yes.
Felt like killing someone? -- No.
Made a parent cry? -- No.
Cried over someone? -- Yes.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? -- Yes.
With a Partner? -- No.
Had/Have a dog? -- Yes.
Been in a band? – Yes.
Drank 25 sodas in a day....aka POP? -- No.
Shot a gun? -- Yes.

Comments

[scendan.livejournal.com]

Had sex more than 5 times in one day? -- Yes.
With a Partner? -- No.
Had/Have a dog? -- Yes.

Wow. I shouldn't read these before coffee. My brain went weird places, interpreting this (even though I've done this meme myself) momentarily as, (roughly translated by my demented mind):

Have you ever had sex more than 5 times a day? "Yes, I have."

Have you had sex more than five times a day with a partner? "Nope. Just me and my hand."

Have you ever had a dog in the Biblical sense? Are you having carnal, biblical relations with a dog while typing this? "Yes."

Excuse me. I need to vigorously scrub my brain out with a Brillo pad, have some coffee, and join the human race.

[howeird]

This is why I love you so.

The full answer to "with a partner?" would have been:
No. Only three times with a partner, but once before & once after at the self-service pump.

And who do you think Lady MacBeth was speaking to when she told "dnamed spot" to get out?

[edith-mf.livejournal.com]

I don't like taking these sorts of memes much. Actually the only meme I did like that wasn't a quiz was the scientology meme. Because I could make fun of it.

So three times wasn't enough? :P

[howeird]

I'm not real fond of memes, either. Don't even like the term "meme". It's maybe my thrid-least-favorite invention behind "blog" and "emails".

But this one I did make fun of, so there! (the original didn't have the "with a partner" follow-up):-)

So three times wasn't enough?
In all honesty and humility, with you I never kept count. ;-)

Try the Scientology Meme

[edith-mf.livejournal.com]

(These are real questions from the Church of Scientology’s “SEC WHOLE TRACK” questionnaire. Seriously.) Stolen from LeeAnn.

1. Have you driven anyone insane?


2. Have you ever killed the wrong person?


3. Is anybody looking for you?


4. Have you ever set a poor example?


5. Did you come to Earth for evil purposes?


6. Are you in hiding?


7. Have you systematically set up mysteries?


8. Have you ever made a practice of confusing people?


9. Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead?


10. Have you ever gone crazy?


11. Have you ever sought to persuade someone of your insanity?


12. Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader?


13. Have you ever smothered a baby?


14. Do you deserve to have any friends?


15. Have you ever castrated anyone?


16. Do you deserve to be enslaved?


17. Is there any question on this list I had better not ask you again?


18. Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real?


19. Have you ever zapped anyone?


20. Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it?



Afterwards you can check my post and see how I answered them

Re: Try the Scientology Meme

[howeird]

Love it! Does it mean anything special that except for #14, all my answers would be "yes"?????