Pho

[howeird]

Last night edith_mf took me out to scenic lower Milpitas for Pho. On the drive I was my usual punning self, and came up with this gem:

Q. What happens when a cat tries to eat Pho?

A. Pho paws.

If you spill the stuff on your feet, is that a Pho toe op?

Comments

[cinchntouch.livejournal.com]

Don't pho k up my day with puns.

[edith-mf.livejournal.com]

and what if a chicken destined for the soup pot starts begging for mercy from the executioner? Pho-el language.

[cinchntouch.livejournal.com]

I can't phogive these terrible puns.

[howeird]

pho-gettaboutit

[cinchntouch.livejournal.com]

You're unphogetable in everyway
and phoevermore that what... I forgot the rest of the song.

[edith-mf.livejournal.com]

That was so pho-ny.

and ahem, you _pho-got_ the rest of the song.

[howeird]

Hooked on Pho-nics

[edith-mf.livejournal.com]

It's all pho-eign to me.