May. 22nd, 2006

boo hiss

May. 22nd, 2006 11:18 am
howeird: (screwed)
Coming down with a cold. Double doses of DayQuil and I'm still feeling it.

Pho

May. 22nd, 2006 12:12 pm
howeird: (captain)
Last night [livejournal.com profile] edith_mf took me out to scenic lower Milpitas for Pho. On the drive I was my usual punning self, and came up with this gem:

Q. What happens when a cat tries to eat Pho?

A. Pho paws.

If you spill the stuff on your feet, is that a Pho toe op?

Geek Joke

May. 22nd, 2006 03:40 pm
howeird: (spam)
A. The server has a hosts file, but not a hostess file. What's up with that?
B. Some servers have a hostess file, but it's rarely used.
A. Oh? What's it used for?
B. To serve cupcakes.

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