Losing

[howeird]

I was thinking I need to lose weight.
Then I thought how that's about the same as saying how I needed to gain height, which is patently ridiculous.
And I followed that by noting I might be more attractive if I could lose eye roundness, or gain skin blackness, or somehow reduce the girth of my penis.

Because one's weight is primarily a function of one's genes

Comments

[howeird]

And there are always steroids...
:-)

I suppose I could become and astronaut and lose some bone mass that way...

[edith-mf.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should go to Thailand. You were lighter when you were there back in the peace corps.

[howeird]

I only look thinner because of the elephant. ;-)

But seriously, all three times I've gone to Thailand I've lost weight. It's like living in a sauna, so it's no surprise.