Global Heating Scam

[howeird]

The whole global warming scare is a plot by the petroleum, gas and coal industries who stand to lose trillions of dollars if the mean temperature of the temperate zones rises, due to reduced or eliminated need for artificial heating. The electric power companies will straddle the fence, because they win either way - heat or air conditioning.

Yes, Global Warming is real. Of course the globe is warming, we are constantly losing orbital velocity and getting closer to the sun.

I am, however, very concerned with the depletion of the ozone layer. We need as many O's as we can get. Has anyone found the G-spot in the O-zone layer?

Comments

[edith-mf.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

The G spot is over Germany, but OTHER languages don't even put a G in the country name, which is the root of all those problems I think.

If everyone would speak English, this all would be solved.

[howeird]

That explains a lot. I thought the G-spot would be over New Orleans, considering how quickly it gets wet there...

[scendan.livejournal.com]

G-Spot on the O-Zone?

*mind boggles with possibilities, all of the prurient*

[howeird]

Let's explore together.
:-)

[scendan.livejournal.com]

All of THEM, that is. *sigh*

[melchar.livejournal.com]

Actually the 'g' spot is the new Jack in the Box commercials, where they hope viewers mentally delete the 'g' from 'Angus' for their burger commercial ^_^

[howeird]

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