Today's headlines

[howeird]

Bush - Rice Trist Caught On White House Surveillance Tape

Rev. Jesse Jackson Resurrects Terri Schiavo

Pope Taps Desmond Tutu As Successor

Gasoline Prices Drop To 1960 Levels

Michael Jackson Fires Lawyer, Confesses

WMDs Found Under Baghdad

Sen. Ted Kennedy Retires

FCC Lifts Fucking Profanity Ban

BBC Asks Bob Marley For Interview

Manchester Sex Expo Closed Due To Lack of Interest

Comments

[scendan.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thank you for the April Fools!

[howeird]

You're very welcome. The last two, as you see from the links, were real. Stranger than fiction...