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howeirdTwo quips I enjoyed at a recent comedy night:
After Bush, I didn't care who we elected. Heck, we could have elected a panda. They're half black, half white and don't do anything.
When I went to the optometrist to get my glasses repaired, he was very unprofessional. I said my boyfriend sat on them, and he said "I hope you weren't wearing them at the time". Very unprofessional, don't you think? He's an optometrist. He knows those were my distance glasses.
After Bush, I didn't care who we elected. Heck, we could have elected a panda. They're half black, half white and don't do anything.
When I went to the optometrist to get my glasses repaired, he was very unprofessional. I said my boyfriend sat on them, and he said "I hope you weren't wearing them at the time". Very unprofessional, don't you think? He's an optometrist. He knows those were my distance glasses.
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