Hodgepodge

Feb. 27th, 2013 02:28 pm
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It has been busy, what with work and rehearsals and buying stuff on Amazon and selling stuff on eBay, which leaves me with all kinds of brainworms needing to be written about. So...

Budweiser accused of watering their beer. How can anyone tell?

Sleep Train mattress company. WTF does a train have to do with sleeping?

Brigadoon - there's a death scene. Call it Brigamortis.

Everyone is blaming Seth McFarlane for the inane sexist theme of the Oscars. But he didn't write that stuff, he only presented it. Of course if he had any integrity he would have refused to present it. OTOH actors are often required to say things on stage they would not say IRL. And he sings beautifully. He would be great in The Book of Mormon.

I liked the Lincoln joke. Funniest method acting joke in ages. Much less offensive than Abe Lincoln: Vampire Slayer.

Two bits

Sep. 9th, 2011 07:54 am
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Two quips I enjoyed at a recent comedy night:

After Bush, I didn't care who we elected. Heck, we could have elected a panda. They're half black, half white and don't do anything.

When I went to the optometrist to get my glasses repaired, he was very unprofessional. I said my boyfriend sat on them, and he said "I hope you weren't wearing them at the time". Very unprofessional, don't you think? He's an optometrist. He knows those were my distance glasses. 
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"I like a woman with some meat on her bones. Preferably my meat." 
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Set up the netbook with the HP wireless all-in-one, and it printed fine first time. Magic!

And a very old joke from Brad Templeton's rec.humor.funny popped into my head when I heard a similar statistic on the news:

Every 30 seconds in this country a woman gives birth. We must find that woman and stop her!

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